"World of Thunder"
Posted: Sep 30 2006, 10:56 AM
To the tune of "Land Down Under" by Men at Work
Battered armor greenish in hue Smart rope and a hair-trigger jetpack too A bounty hunter; one of the best He's klicks, nay, parsecs 'head of the rest Boba Fett
He came from a world of thunder Where weakness gets you six under If you're tracked by this bounty hunter Oh, you can run but you can't take cover
He's the unaltered clone of Jango With Mandalorian body armor You don't mess with him or you're dead He's not mild, you'll have been disintegrated By Boba
He came from a world of thunder Where surviving ethically's a wonder If you're tracked by this bounty hunter Oh, you can run but you can't take cover
He escaped the Sarlacc 'tis true For it figured he was not food He survived two Sith Wars and the Yuuzhan Vong For a bounty hunter he has lived long This Boba
He came from a world of thunder Where weakness gets you six under If you're tracked by this bounty hunter Oh, you can run but you can't take cover
He came from a world of thunder Where surviving ethically's a wonder If you're tracked by this bounty hunter Oh, you can run but you can't take cover
Decanted to the crash of thunder Where weakness gets you six under If you're tracked by this bounty hunter Oh, you can run but you can't take cover
Decanted to the crash of thunder [commence fadeout here] Where surviving ethically's a wonder If you're tracked by this bounty hunter Oh, you can run but you can't take cover