More “In Today’s News”…

I should make this a running gag, picking out Onion-worthy news articles from CNN’s RSS feed, simply because I find it mildly entertaining (and somewhat depressing) that The Onion is, at times, less like a parody of the news media and more like reading some alternate dimension’s actual news.

Today’s gems include:

A lot may be riding on the Spallino family’s leased car

and my personal favorite of the day:

What Does President Bush Keep In His Pockets?

(apparently it’s a slow news day)


2 Responses to “More “In Today’s News”…”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Its like the Hobbit, only with Presidents!!!!!

    “What does he keep in his pocketese?”

    Maybe they expected him to pull out the One Ring or something.

    Ta’nernin

  2. Alahmnat Says:

    Well, someone did photoshop it onto his finger at one point in his last term, as I recall. Might have actually been The Onion… I wouldn’t be surprised ;).

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