More “In Today’s News”…
I should make this a running gag, picking out Onion-worthy news articles from CNN’s RSS feed, simply because I find it mildly entertaining (and somewhat depressing) that The Onion is, at times, less like a parody of the news media and more like reading some alternate dimension’s actual news.
Today’s gems include:
A lot may be riding on the Spallino family’s leased car
and my personal favorite of the day:
What Does President Bush Keep In His Pockets?
(apparently it’s a slow news day)
November 3rd, 2005 at 7:24 pm
Its like the Hobbit, only with Presidents!!!!!
“What does he keep in his pocketese?”
Maybe they expected him to pull out the One Ring or something.
Ta’nernin
November 7th, 2005 at 5:13 am
Well, someone did photoshop it onto his finger at one point in his last term, as I recall. Might have actually been The Onion… I wouldn’t be surprised ;).