Layer Cake
Corico keeps posting these things, and I keep filling them out… I’m so weak…
LAYER ONE:
– Name: Gary Buddell
– Birthplace: Newport Kentucky
– Gender: Male
– Eye Color: Blue / gray / green
– Hair Color: Brown
– Height: 6′1″
– Righty or Lefty: Neither 
– Zodiac Sign: Virgo
– Chinese Zodiac: Um… I have no idea?
LAYER TWO:
– Your heritage: German / Irish
– Language: English (”American”)
– The shoes you wore today: gym shoes
– Your fears: breaking stuff, mostly. Everything else is rather mild in comparison.
– Your perfect meal: is one cooked with Ash.
– Goal you’d like to achieve: Get out of this place…
LAYER THREE:
– Your thoughts first waking up: Too early, back to sleep…
– Your best physical feature: Well, Ash would probably say my eyes or something, so I’ll go with that.
– Your bedtime: I have no bedtime. I answer not to the rhythms of time.
– Your most missed memory: If I missed it, how would I know about it? Oh, I think I get it. Um… spending June in Portland (that counts as one memory, right?)
LAYER FOUR:
– Pepsi or Coke: Whatever’s on tap
– McDonald’s or Burger King: It’s like voting for the president, they both suck.
– Single or group dates: This implies I’m able to go on a date…
– Adidas or Nike: Payless
– Usually wears: clothes…
– Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Earl Gray!
– Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate or vanilla what? This seriously alters the response! If it’s cake, then vanilla. If it’s milk shakes, then it’s chocolate. If it’s ice cream it’s Grasshopper Pie.
– Cappuccino or coffee: Tea, thank you.
– Favorite Emoticon: what the hell kind of question is this?
LAYER FIVE:
– Smoke: no
– Cuss: yes
– Sing: badly
– Take a shower: yes
– Have a crush: duh…
– Do you think you’ve been in love: see above…
– Want to go to college: University, no. Post-secondary degree, yes.
– Want to get married: Eventually.
– Get motion sickness: Nope (he says after spending a day at Paramount’s King’s Island…)
– Think you’re attractive: Someone does…
– Think you’re a health freak: Um, two words for you: White Castle.
– Get along with your parent(s): Meh…
– Like thunderstorms: Ohhhh yeah. Just not when the rain is freezing cold 
– Play an instrument: Only if the computer keyboard counts.
LAYER SIX:
In the past month…
– Drank alcohol: No.
– Smoked: No.
– Done a drug: Tylenol…
– Had Sex: Getting personal…
– Made Out: Yeah, definitely getting personal…
– Gone on a date: If you want to classify it as that, then yes (but not in the past month).
– Gone to the mall?: Um… I think I work in what may be classified as a mall…
– Eaten an entire box of Oreos: See, this is another thing where clarifying what kind of chocolate would affect the answer, I hate Oreos.
– Eaten sushi: Nope.
– Been on stage: Not this month…
– Been dumped: Nope (yay!)
– Made homemade cookies: Nope.
– Gone skinny dipping: Nope.
– Dyed your hair: Nope.
– Stolen anything: Nope.
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl…
– Best eye color? : Ash.
– Best hair color? : Ash.
– Height: Ash.
– Best weight: Ash.
– Best articles of clothing: Ohh-ho-ho…
LAYER TEN:
– Number of drugs taken illegally: None
– Number of piercings: None
– Number of tattoos: None
– Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Only one I think.
– Number of scars on my body: One or two…
– Number of things in my past that I regret: Strictly speaking, I don’t completely regret anything I’ve done, because it’s led me here, and here isn’t really all that bad now that I’m here. What a way to not answer…